And Now, They Call Him Dr. Pepper
Phoenix: Who's Dr. Pepper? I hear dad and other people talking about him a lot.
Me: Oh, it's not an actual doctor. It's a type of pop, like Pepsi, except it's called Dr. Pepper.
Phoenix: Oh. Does it taste like pepper?
Me: Um, some people might think so.
He proceeds to preform "surgery" opening up his breakfast banana as Dr. Pepper.